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True Stories from the Back Row of History

Humor and satire through America’s past, present, and future.

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Sometimes Weekly’s

Greatest Hits

by Nick Butler

Stories, Humor, and Satire since 2015,

Including:

Entry
#002Donald Trump is threatening to sue me2015
#003The one where Donald Trump cuts me a check2015
#004That time a Lord of Parliament offered me a bribe2015
#005My Twitter diplomacy with North Korea2015
#008Fox News accidentally advertised my fake Trump dating website2016
#011Setting the Dress Code for a British Secret Society2019
#013My 13-years-too-late apology to Neill Blomkamp, the director of District 92022
#014Fear and Loathing at RFK Jr.’s “Historic Speech”2023
#015“Go f*#k yourself” — Roger Stone2024
#01714 Years Later: Questions from 20102024
#01916 Years of Winning vs. Donald J. Trump2025
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Writing

On Politics

and Our Very Dumb Time (2022-2024, +’25!)

A Pamphlet of Essays and Observations from the Back Row of History,

Including:

EntryDate
Where we’ve been and the road ahead202212/30
The Questionable Intellect of the ‘Intellectual Dark Web’20233/16
The Cult of Trump20233/26
Fear and Loathing at RFK Jr.’s “Historic Speech”202310/30
Abraham Lincoln’s Take on Today’s Republican Cowards20241/11
The Riptides of History20247/14
Fear and Loathing in the Democratic Party20247/18
The WWE-inspired State of Emergency, Coming Soon to an America Near You!20251/6
Where is the Democratic Party?20251/13
Optimism Despite MAGA Darkness20255/12

The Sometimes Weekly Christmas Greeting

2023… 2024…

“Funny, I consider [Nick Butler] a traitor to our country.”

Roger stone, September 2023

WRITING AND CREATING ACROSS THE BUSY WEB